Thursday, April 9, 2009


Girl, I want you to count in your mind all the times you remember Tina havin 911 call on her.  And now take that total and add one more.  And if your total ain't over 48 then your memory goin cause I got 67 times on my list, and YOU KNOW that I black out a lot so YOU KNOW it even higher than that.  I'm just saying that ONCE AGAIN when Tina should be actin all DL she need to feel like she need to get up in someone's face and make a scene and then have 911 called on her even when it don't even make no sense why she do it.  It ain't just me, is it?

Anyway, me and Tina went down to Giant Panda in the mall today and Tina order some shrimp a la mode or SOME Chinese shrimp shit that I don't never eat, but Tina order and she tell the
bitch at the counter that she want EXTRA shrimp...and she really did cause I heard her.  So the bitch ring her up and CHARGE her for the shrimp and YOU KNOW when that plate come out Tina open that box and count all them shrimps...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6....and she didn't even get ONE extra shrimp even though that bitch charge her for 6 extra shrimps, and YOU know if Tina spendin two dollars extra on a meal she gonna make sure she get her money worth.  And Tina start screamin the way Tina start screamin "Where my extra shrimp bitch?!  Show and tell bitch, cause them extra shrimps I paid for is playin hide and seek.!"  I ain't kiddin...she talk all the time now in them phrases she make up.    Well you know how Tina get when she get ripped off.  She start sharpenin and pokin her chopsticks around in the bitches face and tellin that bitch workin there that she need to learn how to COUNT before she try takin her next job or there could be REAL trouble.  And YOU KNOW how sensative workin 
bitches are now...she take it as a threat, even though that's just the way Tina talk.  At the point anyway, THAT BITCH call 911 and start yellin 
about terroristic threats and shit and how she feel threatened by the shrimp bitch....she blew it all out of size and she didn't stop.  So the bitch hang up the phone with the 911 and come back over to us and tell Tina that the 911 is on their way and Tina look at her and say "NOW  WHAT?!?!?!....", like she ain't even scared.   That bitch is too much cause YOU KNOW if she even get picked up for spittin, she gonna be in jail for 20 years.  She just test people.  Tina just look at the bitch... then she just turn her head, slap down her hand on the counter, and yell real loud into the food court..."NEXT!!!!!!!!"  Tina know it take the cops like 7 minutes to get to a food court...she just fuckin with people.  

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