Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Fortune Had Her Fuckin Baby

Well it finally happen and Fortune finally had that damn baby and I swear on a chicken that if it had gone on for three more minutes I would have claw scratched some bitch.  That bitch Fortune said that her man Jimmy Doolittle gonna be in the operating room and then Jimmy Doolittle don't SHOW UP to the operating room and then Fortune start screaming how she gonna cut his balls off!  She screamed about it ALL DURING her labor from Sunday morning til 8:00 tonight!!! And since he didn't show up that bitch made me go in the labor room with her!  And YOU KNOW that I don't even LIKE horror movies.  But she make me do this shit.  AND I AM TELLING YOU, she talk THE WHOLE TIME about cuttin off them balls.  Every push, every grunt, every moan... in between EVERY one of those she screaming about them balls. I ain't even gonna tell you all the methods she had for doing it,  I'm just sayin that I ain't even gonna be able to look at no mans dick for A WHILE cause RIGHT NOW if I look at a man's balls I am just gonna think of Jimmy Doolittle gettin his balls cut off.  And I ain't into that shit! Just sayin.

Anyways, Fortune have a girl and that's good cause then when she older Tina's baby can babysit her. And she only weigh 5 and a half pounds. pounds.  How a 5  pound baby put you in labor for three days?  And where do a five pound baby come from in Fortune's family.  I'm just saying, I had a DAY, and i need to sleep.