I still ain't talked to Tina since she was throwin that rock through Shakey's window but I
HEARD from Shirley that Tina busted in there screamin and wavin a umbrella around. And you know how Shakey always got a gallon jug of whiskey sittin on his stove? Well Tina grab the bottle and she start pourin the whiskey all over Shakey's carpets and she screaming "Gimme my money bitch!" and tellin Shakey that his shady Cousin a cocksucker for takin advantage of the new president and that she got matches in her pocket and that she ain't afraid to strike one if she don't see $40! Then she start flickin matches at the carpet but then steppin on them real fast so the place wouldn't burn down. Now I'm just sayin that this is the story that Tina told Shirl so you don't even know how much of that shit is even true. BUT Tina told Shirl that she got MY half of the money (?) and that she end up fuckin Shakey. She don't stop fuckin him.