Saturday, May 9, 2009

Tina off the Hook

Well lucky for Tina, I heard they arrested, tried, and convicted some bitch for that MUNI eye pokin out incident.  And it is about time cause I am TIRED of being scared when I'm wit Tina on the MUNI that she gonna get caught and that they gonna see right through Crystal's wig and KNOW it Tina and ARREST her for pokin that dude's eyes out and ARREST me cause I'm stupid enough to be ON MUNI with Tina.  Anyway, they caught some bitch lightin fires on the back of the N Judah and I guess she look enough like Tina so when they arrest her for lightin fires they arrest her for pokin out that dudes eyes too.  And even though that dude can hardly see no more, he picked the bitch out of a lineup.  I think that bitch need to be off the streets anyway, so it's good she got a few more years added to her sentence.  Why the fuck someone light fires on the N Judah?  That's just a crazy person.  At least when Tina poke that dude's eyes out she had a REASON.

So Fortune due with the baby this week and she ain't shut the fuck up about it since she called me at 12:01 am on Sunday.  "I know it's comin, that baby is comin!"  I wish the doctor told that bitch that she was due in July cause then I might have some peace.  Girl, you should see her Facebook page.  She got pictures of drawings she made of what she think the baby gonna look like when it born.  And I hope the baby don't look NOTHIN like the pictures she drew cause them drawings is ugly.  I'm just saying.

Tina volunteered my place for the American Idol Finale Party we have every year.  And I TOLD
HER that I ain't puttin up with any shit this year about her saying she gonna bring the wine and then she not bring the wine.  I told her that she need to call me from Trader Joes and let me talk to the check out person who will verify that Tina is buying wine.  I told call, no party.  And I TOLD HER to make sure she get extra cause Showcase is bringing 2 gay dudes with her and they all gonna be cheering on that gay
 dude on there and probably drinkin extra.  It gonna be too much.