So Fortune due with the baby this week and she ain't shut the fuck up about it since she called me at 12:01 am on Sunday. "I know it's comin, that baby is comin!" I wish the doctor told that bitch that she was due in July cause then I might have some peace. Girl, you should see her Facebook page. She got pictures of drawings she made of what she think the baby gonna look like when it born. And I hope the baby don't look NOTHIN like the pictures she drew cause them drawings is ugly. I'm just saying.
Tina volunteered my place for the American Idol Finale Party we have every year. And I TOLD
HER that I ain't puttin up with any shit this year about her saying she gonna bring the wine and then she not bring the wine. I told her that she need to call me from Trader Joes and let me talk to the check out person who will verify that Tina is buying wine. I told her....no call, no party. And I TOLD HER to make sure she get extra cause Showcase is bringing 2 gay dudes with her and they all gonna be cheering on that gay
dude on there and probably drinkin extra. It gonna be too much.