Girl, you know that purple wig that Crystal always wear that she always think look natural but everyone else just say "What the fuck that on your head Crystal'? Well right after Tina's wanted posters started get hung up on the MUNI underground Tina went over to Crystal's place and tell her that she need to borrow her wig for "protection". Have you ever seen Tina in that wig? She look JUST AS GOOD as Crystal do in that wig. Meaning she look like she hear a dog barkin real loud somewhere while she get hit upside the head with a lawn chair. I DO NOT understand why everything in Crystal's life need to be purple. I KNOW that YOU KNOW what I'm saying. Why Crystal still even wear that wig? She bought it for $5, five years ago. Let it go Crystal cause we are tired of it. But that even what I'm talkin about.
ANYWAY, I don't think I told you that Tina FINALLY got a job. You know that bitch down at the Old Rust doin cocktails who take that whole tray of drinks AND my Hypnotiq in the bathroom that time? Well she beat the shit out of this other bitch workin there who was stealin her tips and that bitch ain't able to work no more for a few months so they need a replacement and she get Tina the job. That's why Tina need the wig so bad. YOU KNOW that a lot of people who ride MUNI go to the Old Rust and she don't need to take no chances. I heard she gonna wear glasses too. I love when Tina wear glasses. That's when you know she fuck anyone.