Friday, January 30, 2009

$!!000,0000,00.50

I don't mean to be rude or disrespectful to you or your family but that pizza I got last night from your sister's Baby Daddy Roberto's place taste like Spaghetti-O's and Wonder Bread!!  And I AIN'T KIDDIN cause I seen some little pasta alphabet letters in the sauce. That shit was limp. AND they didnt give me no pepper flakes!  That's just cheap ass pizza.   

Anyway, I didn't get to finish that story about the laundymat last night cause I had
 to eat AND PAY FOR that cheap ass pizza, even though I THOUGHT you say they hook me up. So the other night Tina slap Showcase down at that laundymat and say that shit about "The price ain't right" and Showcase get pissed with the Price is Right comment so she stand 
right back up and she slap Tina right back down and Tina STILL don't learn her lesson and she stand right up and get right in Showcase's face and she yell "Showcase Showdown, bitch!!!"
 AND TINA KNOW  that Showcase hate that Showdown shit.  That one time Showcase have house arrest was cause she beat down some bitch that said "Showdown".  And as soon as I hear Tina say it I say right at her face and I say it like a parent,  "Shut Up Tina!!!"   I know I always say she need to cut her sentence short but girl sometimes I think she be better if she cut her tongue right off.    But she know...she know to bring a jacket and she know not to say Showdown to Showcase. 

I ain't gonna get into all the details and shit but Tina figure that since Showcase beat the shit out of her and she back in the hospital now, she gonna sue Showcase for  $!!,000,0000,00.5 !
It don't stop!  All I KNOW is we all suppose to go to that Super Bowl party on Sunday and I HOPE that Showcase and Tina can be civil durin the game.  






13 comments:

  1. Girrl, you best watch yourself cuz BerBer gonna sue you if he hears you been talking shit bout his fine establishment.

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  2. And I don't know who the fuck Berber is or who the fuck YOU are or why the fuck you buttin in on my conversations wit my friend but you need to BTFO!

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  3. Four Words......Tina's fist, your face!

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  4. Tell that bitch to bring it on! I ain't scared of that skanky ho!

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  5. Well she CAN'T bring it on RIGHT NOW cause she don't get out of the hospital til TOMORROW and then she comin to my Super Bowl party which you AIN'T invited to. So she can't "bring it on" til at least Monday night!

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  6. UH HUH....THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT......

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  7. I surprised that bitch can think AT ALL!

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  8. I am going to knock out the few teeth you have left!

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  9. Julie need to be more picky bout her pizza.
    If they used chef b... at least she coulda got some meatballs on that bitch.

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