Well I guess there still a chance that Tina can pay you back that $37 you was bitching about after you hear that she dead cause she ain't dead. But from what I hear she pissed that everyone thought she was dead and then just got on with their lives even though her body was never found. She don't stop. But answer me THIS... how she expect everyone to think she AIN'T dead after she just leave her baby in the cereal aisle of Foods Co and then just disappear for two months? Tina KNOW and WE KNOW that people don't just disappear... people either get buried in the woods or dropped into deep water. I mean SOMETIMES people get burned in dumpsters or shot in the back of the head execution style and left in a parking lot, but most of the time they just buried in the woods til a dog or a rabid squirrel uncover them and drag them
out piece by piece. Remember that time Showcase found her dog playing with her cousin's hand? I'm just saying. I just don't know how Tina think we could think anything else except that she was dead. She got no logic. All I know is that I ain't giving back that microwave I took from her apartment when we was all dividing up her shit.Anyway, Mary say that Tina call her last Tuesday and Tina say she ain't been able to call cause she she got a job as a backup dancer on Beyonce's tour and Beyonce don't let none of her backup bitches have no cell phone. YES SHE DID! That bitch has GOT TO BE huffin again cause she think that we all gonna believe that even though Showcase seen the Beyonce tour and she didn't see no Tina.
It don't stop there. Shakey said he was down in Sacramento on "business" the day after Tina call Mary and he say that he seen Tina working the ferris wheel at a school carnival. What the fuck do Tina know about working a ferris wheel? YOU KNOW that bitch used to go to carnivals just to chuck rocks at people and babies circling around on ferris wheels. I'm just hoping that she didn't have to help put that shit together cause I seen shit on the TV where they say that most carnival workers only use 60% of the nuts and bolts it takes to build a ride and YOU KNOW if Tina was putting it together she only use like 30% and some scotch tape she pick off of old wrapping paper from two Christmases ago. I mean, you seen the way she put jigsaw puzzles together with staplers and shit.
So, Tina coming back home next week. She don't know that her baby living in New Mexico and I hope I ain't the one who have to tell her. We'll see.
