Well, even though you ain't comin, we still got everything set for Tina's surprise party on the 28th...INCLUDING 6 bottles of champagne that I got from Trader Joes that you ain't even gonna have none of cause you a promise breaker. I thought that maybe I get over you sayin you not comin but girl I ain't over you sayin you not comin. I'm just...well, YOU KNOW,...sayin. Mary and Nancy got all the decorations, and Julie thought it be funny if we got Shakey to do a stripper dance when he dressed like a cop but I said ain't nothin funny about a guy in a cop uniform being THAT CLOSE to Tina at a time like this. Don't matter if it Skakey or not. If she see a cop uniform, she either gonna run or shoot. And I don't want to see neither.
